THE HOSTS
The evening was hosted by T.J Hooker
and J.T. Kirk!
Jordy La-Forge - scorekeeper!
Despite being blinded since birth by a flock of wild vampire bats, Jordy La-Forge did an excellent job of scorekeeping thanks to her V.I.S.O.R. (which stands for Very Ingenious Seeing Of Rabbits)
TEAM A
Left to right: Steve J, Lyn, Gaven
(and Jordy on the right, but she's not in Team A)
Steve J: Lovely Fluffy Cuddly Steve J, former miss world and advisor to Colonal Sanders, fluffy lovely long-legged Steve regularly attends horse-fairs looking for bargains and drinking cheap wine. Often to be found on street corners, he rather fancies himself as a ladies man.
Lyn (Team Captain): Introducing team captain Lyn. Lyn is the deputy head of Ikea and inventor of the steam powered sauna. She likes sitting on top of butter mountains, darning Jan's socks and concocting evil plots!
Gaven: Yoghurt breeder, Euro sceptic and member of the Young Conservatives. Gaven turned up at this event expecting a topical debate about the European economic union. We hope he wasn't too disappointed.
TEAM B
Left to right: Simon, Jan and Karen
Simon: He thinks he's a robot!
Jan (Team Captain): Introducing Team Captain Jan, born in Sweden, founding member of ABBA and inventor of the Rivita. Legend says that if someone were to cut off his beard, the Earth would fall dark and the rains would come for 40 days and 40 nights.
Karen: Karen was the first person to moon on live television to worldwide audience of millions. In fact her backside is so famous, it gets invited to celebrity parties whilst poor Karen is forced to sit at home weeping into her Horlicks.
The Event
The eventual winners were Team B, decided after a tie-breaker between the two teams on the final question! Team A won the consolation prize of some Shopping Televion Sterling Silver jewellery (no expense spared). Team B, after a daring final round of "Where's Captain Kirk!" won their very own GENESIS DEVICE (to share, of course).
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